Blind man!

Mar. 8th, 2016 10:37 am
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They are renovating offices all around me as we reconfigure for more space.  Today someone showed up to take down a bunch of blinds, but had only a short time to work and said he's coming back tomorrow.  No sooner had he left than a second guy showed up and announced he was there to take down blinds.  So it sounds like they may have accidentally scheduled people from two different divisions to do the work, and there's all kinds of hubbub as they figure out whether this guy should be sent packing, or whether he should take down the blinds the other guy didn't get to.

But mostly I'm just sitting here DYING because I want to run out there and tell that convent story where the nuns are renovating and some guy announces himself as "BLIND MAN...."  I can hardly stand that I can't go out and tell this stupid joke.

Date: 2016-03-08 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh, Karen.

Two blind guys walk into an office.... Definitely the setup to a joke.

Date: 2016-03-08 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
How often do you the perfect set-up for that nun joke? You have to go for it!

Date: 2016-03-10 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Cranky. I don't know this joke. Tell me the joke.

Date: 2016-03-10 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one single drop of paint on their habits. After discussing it, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"

Date: 2016-03-10 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks! I've never heard it.


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