It's a slow workweek and I'm bored

[kz_blogorambling]

That is some seriously bad news out of London this morning.

This calls for a change of subject. Let's have a poll.

[Poll #527691]

Comments

[blergeatkitty.livejournal.com]

This is pretty much the funnest poll I've ever participated in.

Though I choose Mike Nesmith over either of the Monkees named above.

[crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com]

I thought of adding Tork and Nesmith, but I liked the Dolenz/Jones choice as a dichotomy.

Orlando Bloom doesn't do it for me, but then looking back when I was little neither did Shaun Cassidy or Davy Jones.

[bunnygirl67.livejournal.com]

WHAT!!!??? How could you not like them?? Don't you remember how cute Davy looked when he came to pick Marcia up for prom?! :D

[monster-23.livejournal.com]

Any poll that includes The Monkees is the funnest poll EVER!

[blergeatkitty.livejournal.com]

I should revisit my "if you could have a threesome with any two of the Monkees, which ones would you choose" poll.

[crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com]

Good lord, I'd probably have to go take a walk around the block and think that one over.

[monster-23.livejournal.com]

Mickey and Mike, natch.

[bobkitty.livejournal.com]

I'm absolutely with you on Mike Nesmith.

And I'm ever so pleased to see the amount of people who truly appreciate the fineness of Parker Stevenson. Between him and Larry Wilcox, my early television viewing was quite addicting.

[skipmagic.livejournal.com]

Couldn't there be an option for me to get it on with Mickey Dolenz's daughter?

[evilbeth.livejournal.com]

Seconded.

[crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com]

It must be said: That girl has a nice rack.

[skipmagic.livejournal.com]

Quite so. She's so buoyant--a fact I discovered after Googling for an image of her and seeing some dirty, dirty fun photos.

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

What amuses me is the name of the link. Future plumpers?

[evilbeth.livejournal.com]

On question #3, I had to go with "As a liberal this question offends me" because there was no option of "As a HUMAN, this question offends me."

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

I went with John Ashcroft because SOMEONE has to loosen that fucktard up - but I wanted the option you mention.

Also, I don't freaking GET crushes on celebrities. Also, the male form, in general, doesn't appeal. I picked "cutest" empirically for a couple, and I picked Billy Boyd because it seems like Dominic gets all the luuuurve. I have a thing for underdogs.

Also, Parker Stevenson gets points off for being married to Kirstie Alley, a Scientology loon, but a couple tacked on for later fleeing like the wind.

[bunnygirl67.livejournal.com]

Also, I don't freaking GET crushes on celebrities. Also, the male form, in general, doesn't appeal. I picked "cutest" empirically for a couple, and I picked Billy Boyd because it seems like Dominic gets all the luuuurve. I have a thing for underdogs.

Ha! I found myself doing that too. Fer intance, I liked Derek from Bay City Rollers mostly cause I knew I'd have him all to myself. Har!

[geobabe1.livejournal.com]

Heh--at first, I was all, "WTF is it with everybody picking Parker?" then I realize, "Hey! More Shaun for ME!"

[crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure this was the thinking of any girl who picked Ringo as "her" Beatle.

[katiekilldare.livejournal.com]

Haaaaa ha ha ha ha!!!

[mauvaise.livejournal.com]

That was my exact reasoning for my choice for #3 as well.

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

What loop am I out of that I don't know who Billy Boyd or Dominic Monahagn are? (I guessed and picked Boyd, which has the majority, so I guess it was a good choice.)

[mauvaise.livejournal.com]

That's ok - I had to look up Billy Boyd (and I still picked him). And I have no idea who "Slash" and "Buckethead" are. So I just picked one.

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

I thought I knew who Buckethead was, but while I was searching the others, I looked him up and it's someone different. And he's actually less repulsive to me than Slash, so I changed my vote on that one, too!

[mauvaise.livejournal.com]

I don't have time to do a search to find out, so I'm going to take your word for it and change my vote. Besides - sometimes it's more fun to vote for the underdog.

[geobabe1.livejournal.com]

Does this ring any bells?

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

Ha! How can I choose? I swear they look like the same person. Although a google image search of Dominic came up with a shot of him naked in the shower. Nice ass. I think I'm going to change my vote.

[geobabe1.livejournal.com]

Of course I had to look that up. ROWR.

[juniper200.livejournal.com]

There are a couple different shower shots; the one I think you guys saw (which I have in hi-res, I think), is from French television in late 1999. There are others from...I wanna say 2002? taken from a really shitty short film.

I need a hobby.

[judithprietht.livejournal.com]

It's certainly ringing my bell.

[jdoh.livejournal.com]

I'm not really conservative, but the Ashcroft/Rummy question was really just too much.

And I chose C3PO...but really, R2D2 has way more potential, don't you think???

[juniper200.livejournal.com]

You're trying to kill me again. That's not funny.

I searched Borders for Not-Billy again the other day. No sign.