Give me 20 years and I will be a regular Blair and Koret customer.

I think a great service I could perform for an entertainment- and amusement-starved friends list is to take a photo of myself every morning and post it so you could all see what I wear. Not that I'm going to do this (sighs of relief all around)-- I'm just sayin'.

I am a bad, bad dresser. Bad figure, bad taste, bad budget, bad fit, bad choices all around. I am fashion-challenged and largely oblivious and unconcerned. We do not have a full-length mirror in our house, and I've rarely cared.

Some of you are natty dressers and I know you would weep to see me some days. Weep with laughter, some of the rest of you.

On the plus side, thanks to my proclivity for baggy-assed bottoms, I rarely have panty lines! Every cloud has its silver lining!