Same song, second verse

No, seriously, this cold is sucking the life out of me. I THINK IT'S AVIAN FLU.

I also know my boss is freaking, but I am not in any shape to work.

I have George Carlin tickets for tomorrow night, and I do not want to be reeling and coughing and half-dead during the show. Please let me some improvement in the next 24 hours.