LOVE IT

I subscribe to an LJ community where people post photos of horrible things they see in thrift shops. It's a great pick-me-up on some days. Today, someone posted a scan of a greeting card they found. It's so awesome, I had to share.

http://community.livejournal.com/thrifthorror/232726.html

Dang my poor planning!

Oh, crap. Before Nancy left town I was going to arrange for her to bet my son's entire college fund on Detroit winning against Green Bay on the 28th. DARN IT
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By the way, if anyone wants to know how exciting marriage can be after 11 years, I share with you this email exchange between my spouse and I.

Me: When we get home on the 30th,or on the 31st, we need to do a big
grocery shop. I have three 5% off coupons for Meijer, for groceries,
and they can be combined so we'd have 15% off of everything. Time to
stock up!!

Husband: FYI: Your dog keeps farting.

The magic lives on, people, into the second decade of matrimony. Grocery shopping and dog flatulence, these are the urgent, intimate issues to share. Incidentally, Kwame Kilpatrick should take a page from my playbook when it comes to electronic communications.