Ugh. I'm a sagger!

I am not having a good day, and I think a big help would be heading outside and walking around in the sunshine. However, I am wearing a pair of pants that I discovered (when walking from my car to the office) desperately need suspenders or a belt. They creeeeeeeep downward.

I am wondering how painful it would be to staple them to my love handles. And how many blocks that would hold before giving way.