Hockey forwards and love

Thank god this guy is on the ice and not playing as a receiver on our football team:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUfmRaPEYOc

Seriously, the athletic department put out a bunch of lame (IMHO) videos for valentine's day, but this one is better than the others. It cracks me up.

My hideously misshapen skull

Have you ever seen where young women, especially athletes, will wear an elastic headband an inch or so back of their hairline, to keep all the stray hairs in check while wearing a ponytail or bun?

Any time I have tried that, the backmost part of it just sliiiiiiiiides up until there is no tension in the thing. There is nothing to stop it except the ponytail. My back of my cranium just has a flattish slippery slope from neck up. A plagiocephalic skull that Richard Leakey would call ape-like. Yeah, I have gorillahead.

NO WONDER I CAN'T PLAY CHESS FOR SHIT