Advice I JUST WON'T EVER USE

My co-worker just sent this advice to several of us, following a conversation about "snake wine" the concept of which most of us were completely flummoxed by:

"The world' best snake wine is from North Korea. Don't buy SouthEast Asian ones. The quality is different."

OKAY THEN

I need to know the ramifications

I find this kind of stuff super-interesting, but I feel compelled to ask, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! Like, can I start to blame stuff on it?

"HUGE SUNSPOT: One of the biggest sunspot groups in many years has just emerged over the sun's eastern limb. The sunspot's magnetic canopy is crackling with M-class (medium-sized) solar flares and seems poised to launch even stronger X-class eruptions. The sunspot, named AR1339, is not yet directly facing Earth but it will be turning toward our planet in the days ahead. Check http://spaceweather.com for images of the behemoth and updates."