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We had a Christmas of trains, planes and automobiles. It was generally lovely, and there is potentially much to write about, but I will, for the moment, restrict myself to lessons learned in travel.

Taking Amtrak into Detroit will show you things you've never seen before in that city.

Cabs who use text messages for dispatch will occasionally slip up and type "11:15" instead of "1:15" meaning you will eat Christmas dinner with a cab waiting in your driveway for two hours.

It is profoundly irritating to learn you only packed half the presents you planned to. You are blessed if your family is a good sport about opening boxes with I.O.Us inside.

Saying things like "Oh, that horrible weather is all in DENVER, that doesn't affect OUR travel plans" is a very effective jinx.

3/8" of ice encasing your rental car is a problem. Trying to get it all chipped off with only one glove and a AAA membership card serving as an ice scraper makes it a true heroic adventure.

If you do not want to incur the glare of dozens of travellers while all available TSA employees stop the screening line to confer over the contents of your bag, do not try to carry on an antique metal oil can. This will also prevent the incredulous looks from your spouse who cannot believe you didn't pack the goddamn thing in checked luggage.

When returning a rental car, you will save many headaches if one actually hands the keys over. This is especially true if you discover them four states later and Fed Ex--your sole means of returning them--is not planning to be open or operational for the next two days.

Date: 2006-12-31 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scout1222.livejournal.com
I hear travelling with a butter knife in your backpack is highly unadvised, too.

That sounds like a comedy of errors, and I'm surprised you survived with your humor intact.

Date: 2006-12-31 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suebdoo.livejournal.com
"3/8" of ice encasing your rental car is a problem. Trying to get it all chipped off with only one glove and a AAA membership card serving as an ice scraper makes it a true heroic adventure."

You have Canadian in your blood ;-)

It sounds like you had quite the adventures. Tell us more!

Date: 2006-12-31 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com
I woke up before everyone else and rather than go read in the bathroom (to keep the hotel room dark) I decided to go start the car and let it warm up. I knew there was no icescraper (from previous mornings, when frost was the only issue) but I figured I could let the defrosters handle the ice if I gave it long enough. Well, I got out there and saw how bad it was...I couldn't even get the doors open. I finally managed to pry the passenger side open, so I crawled in, started her up, and alternated sitting in the car reading with getting out and attacking the loosening ice. It was actually kind of fun--and I could have gone back inside and found my other glove, but I liked toughing it out.

I had the car halfway freed by the time other guests starting coming out to tackle theirs, and I was able to dispense advice such as try the doors on the southward side; they have less ice freezing them. It was an adventure. When I was about 80% done my Dad came by with his car, and lent me a scraper.

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