Birthday

[kz_blogorambling]

Many happy returns to my favorite fellow Michigan fan, blanx.

Take it easy on the blow tonight, honey. It's a worknight.

Comments

[blanx73.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

It's bad that I started doing my "breakfast lines" already, right?

[the-remedy.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, retard!

[blanx73.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I got to ride the short bus to work today.

[magdalene1.livejournal.com]

Aw, did they let you come up to the front and "drive" it?

[blanx73.livejournal.com]

I got to use the horn! At least, until I abused my horn privileges.

[gundy.livejournal.com]

I abused my horn privileges

Hey, it's your birthday -- masturbate all you want!

[blanx73.livejournal.com]

And that's different from other days how?

I think I bent my wookie.

[zanshin-dave.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday, Blanx! My gift to you will be a defeat of Michigan at the hands of Rashard Mendenhall. (Okay, probably not, but a guy can dream, right?)

[blanx73.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks!

We're gonna squish him like a bug.

[zanshin-dave.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't be too surprising; Mendenhall's fantastic, but I really see Illinois as a one-dimensional offense. (Juice is very much a Vick-style QB; he's fast as hell but he can't connect with a receiver to save his soul.) Shut down the run, stack eight in the box, and make Juice beat you with his passing, and it should be a Michigander win.

[blanx73.livejournal.com]

Michigan is pretty good at stopping the run, so that's encouraging. If U-M opens up the offense (which is a big if), they're devastating.

[zanshin-dave.livejournal.com]

And Illinois' secondary is pretty weak; they're good run-stoppers but they have ZERO strength in their safeties. So a strong passing attack will absolutely kill them.

[beagledave.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday blanx, show your drivers license at Hookers-R-Us to get the two-for-one special.

[blanx73.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo! I can get 2 3's!

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

The shirt I'm wearing today makes my boobs look big. I suspect this was subconsciously in honor of your birthday.

[blanx73.livejournal.com]

I appreciate the gesture! I'll be needing visual proof, though.

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sadly lacking in that department though.

[blanx73.livejournal.com]

D'oh!