Dang my poor planning!

[kz_blogorambling]

Oh, crap. Before Nancy left town I was going to arrange for her to bet my son's entire college fund on Detroit winning against Green Bay on the 28th. DARN IT
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By the way, if anyone wants to know how exciting marriage can be after 11 years, I share with you this email exchange between my spouse and I.

Me: When we get home on the 30th,or on the 31st, we need to do a big
grocery shop. I have three 5% off coupons for Meijer, for groceries,
and they can be combined so we'd have 15% off of everything. Time to
stock up!!

Husband: FYI: Your dog keeps farting.

The magic lives on, people, into the second decade of matrimony. Grocery shopping and dog flatulence, these are the urgent, intimate issues to share. Incidentally, Kwame Kilpatrick should take a page from my playbook when it comes to electronic communications.

Comments

[beagledave.livejournal.com]

A basset hound farting..this is NEWS?

The day he doesn't drool, fart or steal food..send a telegram to all of us.

[crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com]

It's been quite a bit worse the last few months.

[blackthorn45.livejournal.com]

You could try some probiotics in his food. Helped my dog and his unholy farts of death.

[100ofme.livejournal.com]

Your emails sound a lot like the communication between my husband and I. But, we usually use the instant messenger while we're sitting right next to each other. That's the next step after emailing LOL we've been married 16.5 years.

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

I've been married, what, 8 months now? This sounds pretty typical to me.

[magdalene1.livejournal.com]

Paul and I aren't married, but I think we've got a head start on gross/boring communications.

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

It's been well cultivated these past few weeks, to be sure.

[troubleagain.livejournal.com]

15 years, and it's exciting news when the cat throws up on the rug....

[crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com]

No, they only win at the end like this if if fucks up their draft chances. They've got the draft in the bag, so they may as well keep on being themselves.

Good times.

[edwardina.livejournal.com]

It doesn't take 11 years to get there. I've been living with my adorable ex-sailor for ... five years? And now guess what? I talk like a sailor.