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kz_blogorambling ([personal profile] kz_blogorambling) wrote2010-12-01 12:38 pm
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I KNEW it!

TSA patdowns are all about the groping. GAY groping!

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=122925&catid=158
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[identity profile] blanx73.livejournal.com 2010-12-01 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I didn't realize that I was going to have to start wearing my "stripclub sweatpants" when I fly. Who knew I could get that kind of action without having to pay a cover charge?

"Sir, where's your final destination today?"
"I'm just going to get a happy ending, and an Orange Julius from the food court."

[identity profile] beagledave.livejournal.com 2010-12-01 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I was a little alarmed when they kept playing the Village People over and over in the boarding area.

[identity profile] blanx73.livejournal.com 2010-12-01 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Why did they want to measure both inseams?

[identity profile] esprix.livejournal.com 2010-12-01 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Step one: Patdowns
Step two: ?
Step three: PROFIT!

[identity profile] esprix.livejournal.com 2010-12-01 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Talk about a hot cub!

[identity profile] blanx73.livejournal.com 2010-12-01 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
RAWR!
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