I don't think I can tune in.

[kz_blogorambling]

I know as a responsible, concerned, informed citizen I should listen to Bush' speech tonight, but in all honesty I don't think I can bear to hear him talk about his vision/plan/strategy for the morass in Iraq.

I think I could watch reruns of "Britney & Kevin: Chaotic" and feel more morally uplifted.

Comments

[blanx73.livejournal.com]

I just figure I'd be distracted by other stuff, and the word "surge" wouldn't bother me as much.

[zanshin-dave.livejournal.com]

I like this idea. I think, going forward, all bad news should be relayed to us by means of strippers. Notification of a layoff wouldn't hurt quite as much if delivered while I'm enjoying a nice lapdance.

[gundy.livejournal.com]

Right, but were I in said stripper's acrylic heels delivering layoff notifications/lap dances, I'd be expecting one crappy-ass tip.

[blanx73.livejournal.com]

Well, that depends on the size of the "severance package".

[zanshin-dave.livejournal.com]

What's this "tip" thing you speak of?

Okay, I kid, I kid. I keep a nice shiny quarter available for just such a contingency.

[beagledave.livejournal.com]

And you expect change back, right?

[gundy.livejournal.com]

Think about where that change is kept, though.

[metrochic.livejournal.com]

Quarters for strippers? If I knew anything about strippers, which I naturally don't, I would imagine that might not be nice, Dave.

:D

[crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com]

Jesus, you amateurs!

You get the tip first, and then when thanking him (after you get done running your tongue around his ear) you whisper the pink-slip news.

[gundy.livejournal.com]

Still, I'd rather work for the lap-dance raise announcement folks. Ahem. You know what I mean.

[crankyasanoldma.livejournal.com]

Well, in Michigan's economy, there is simply zero demand for THAT service.